Athena dunked me face-first into the pissy-water. Her banana shaped turds were floating in the toilet water. Even her poop looked perfect and smooth. I sucked in and drank as much as I could before answering her.

“I appreciate you asking Mistress, whatever you decide,” I started to explain, and my daughter forced me under again. She told me she wasn’t looking to test my willingness to obey her. “I know you will do what we tell you. I want to hear your candid thoughts on Daddy’s request. You have a chance to speak now; use it.”