Master was overjoyed by the story my girls shared about my utter Master was overjoyed by the story my girls shared about my utter humiliation. They even mentioned how “Randy Ray” goosed me, and his mother spanked his ass in the beans aisle. I could not tell if they were ashamed of me or thought it was hilarious. The enthusiastic way they recounted my face-plant and subsequent embarrassment when I encountered my rival made it sound like they enjoyed themselves tremendously, though.

Randy laughed along with them. He also pointed out that I had broken many rules. He asked the kids to identify which ones in particular.